I’M A DOG TOO


peabodyshermanMR. PEABODY & SHERMAN (2014)

3 and a half out of 5 stars

WATCH IT BECAUSE…
1) Beneath all the time travelling, it is actually a heartwarming story of father and son.
2) Mr. Peabody is really talented and sarcastic.
3) The characters from the past are truly hilarious especially those from the Trojan war!

King Agamemnon: This is the smell of victory!

SEIZE YOUR GLORY!

300ROAE300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE (2014)
4 out of 5 stars

WATCH IT BECAUSE…
1) Eva Green kicks major ass. She is one tough bitch to fight. Her figure is also to-die-for.
2) Sullivan Stapleton. I don’t know him before this but I want to know him now.
3) Eva Green and Sullivan Stapleton. Together. In. A. Room. BOOM!
4) Watching Lena Headey and Eva Green hold their own among the men is just too great to ignore.
5) All the men with six-pecs are in it.

WEIRD DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN TO COVER IT

vampireacademyVAMPIRE ACADEMY (2014)
3 and a half out of 5 stars

WATCH IT BECAUSE…
1) It has a little more bite than the Twilight Saga and it features more vampire mythology.
2) Zoey Deutch kicks ass! She is also the most sarcastic, in-your-face female heroine on screen in recent years.
3) Moroi are scary vampires!
4) You are rooting for two couples in this series – Lissa and Christian, and Rose and Dimitri.

LOADS OF BAT PUNS

LEGOMOVIETHE LEGO MOVIE (2014)
4 out of 5 stars

WATCH IT BECAUSE…
1) EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
2) There are hilarious punchlines coming out the mouths of these Lego figurines!
3) Who knew Liam Neeson can be both good cop and bad cop?
4) The one-sided friendship between Superman and Green Lantern.

Vitruvius: All of this is true because it rhymes.

“IT WASN’T ALWAYS MINE.”

book_thiefTHE BOOK THIEF (2013)
4 out of 5 stars

WATCH IT BECAUSE…
1) It is a beautiful tale of how one girl changed the lives of the people around her in Germany during WWII.
2) The beautiful friendship between Liesel and Max as well as Liesel and Rudy.
3) It managed to make me tear a little towards the end and that’s a rare feat considering I’m quite desensitized to feelings these days.

“IS ANYBODY SUPPOSED TO SMOKE?”

august_osage_countyAUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY (2013)
4 out of 5 stars

WATCH IT BECAUSE…
1) I love a chance where I can see other families’ skeletons. Just when you think your family is fucked up, other people’s families are more fucked up.
2) The dinner after the funeral is worth a couple of Oscars, at least. So much drama!
3) Benedict Cumberbatch sings and plays the piano!
4) Kings of Leon sings the end-credits song ‘Last Mile Home’. Yayy!

“I CHOOSE RICH EVERY FUCKING TIME.”

WOWSTHE WOLF OF WALL STREET (2013)
5 out of 5 stars

WATCH IT BECAUSE…
1) Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking awesome! Give the man an Oscar already!
2) The word “fuck” is used 506 time throughout the movie.
3) We love watching filthy rich people waste money on sex, drugs and excess. We laugh at them yet we secretly want to be them.
4) Did I say Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking awesome?!

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER TIME

insidellewyndavisINSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS (2013)
4 out of 5 stars

WATCH IT BECAUSE…
1) Oscar Isaac sings with a lot of soul. It is not the first time I heard him sing (that was in 10 Years) and each time he just blows me away.
2) Garrett Hedlund is in it! OMG please cast him in every country/folk movie and make him sing!
3) Carey Mulligan sings with Justin Timberlake and Oscar Isaac.
4) That ginger cat.

CLEAR YOUR INTERNET HISTORY, DUDES

donjonDON JON (2013)
4 out of 5 stars

WATCH IT BECAUSE…
1) Joseph Gordon-Levitt writes and directs.
2) How “love at first sight” is bullshit.
3) How pretty girls who’ve got the “package” are bullshit. You can talk about vacuuming with me anytime you want. Guys who vacuum are sexy as hell.
4) Get an inside look at how guys think and work the crowd. Well, guys who quote the below…

Don Jon: There’s only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn.