5 out of 5 stars

1) Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking awesome! Give the man an Oscar already!
2) The word “fuck” is used 506 time throughout the movie.
3) We love watching filthy rich people waste money on sex, drugs and excess. We laugh at them yet we secretly want to be them.
4) Did I say Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking awesome?!


thg-catchingfireTHE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE (2013)
5 out of 5 stars

1) Jennifer Lawrence is amazing as Katniss Everdeen. There’s something about her acting that makes me violent (damn you, President Snow) and want to cry at the same time.
2) Sam Claflin is hot as Finnick Odair.
3) Jena Malone is fucking amazing as Johanna Mason.
4) This second instalment is darker and more political (aren’t they all?) and twist at the end will leave your jaw dropping.


beforemidnightBEFORE MIDNIGHT (2013)
5 out of 5 stars

Oh my god, I’m in love with this movie. Can they just make one every nine years?

After meeting on a train 18 years ago, Jesse and Celine are now married with twin girls. What happens now? Are they still the same people from the train or have love and ideas given way to practicality?

It’s been a few years since I saw the first two movies and their chemistry never fails to amaze me. Like the other two movies, it’s just Jesse and Celine talking and discussing about any topic that comes to their minds. It’s kind of cute and funny in a way that Celine pretends to be a bimbo who is interested in Jesse because he’s a writer. I almost cannot bear to watch when things turn slightly sour. Every couple has their moments, I guess.

I probably don’t do much justice with this review so do yourself a favour, watch Before Sunrise, Before Sunset then Before Midnight. It will be the best experience you will ever have.



5 out of 5 stars


Set in the 2020s, Earth is at war with the Kaijus (Japanese for ‘giant monsters’) that have emerged from a portal in the floor of the Pacific Ocean. The humans have created Jaegers (German for ‘hunters’), giant robots controlled by two pilots whose minds are connected via a neural bridge. As the kaijus evolve and become larger and more powerful, more Jaegers are destroyed faster than they can be replaced. In their last bid to fight off the Kaijus before they take over Earth, a group of Jaeger pilots from different backgrounds gather for the final fight.

Raleigh Becket: There are things you can’t fight – acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you get out of the way. But when you’re in a Jaeger, you can finally fight the hurricane. You can win.

The Jaegers are really magnificent! Every fight scene is interesting to watch because different Jaegers are operated by different people and each person reacts differently to attacks. But I was really absorbed when Raleigh Becket (Charlie Hunnam) and Mako Mori (Rinko Kikuchi) were engaged in stick fighting to test their compatibility. #mindblown

Mako Mori is super badass! No doubt raised by another badass, Stacker Pentecost (Idris Elba). Warning: DO NOT TOUCH HIM!

Charlie Day provides most of the comic relief alongside Ron Perlman. My only grumble is that the version I watched dubbed over Hunnam’s and Elba’s Japanese speaking parts. What’s a girl got to do to hear hot people speak Japanese?

It’s my first time watching Charlie Hunnam on the big screen. He’s soooo fine! He’s soooo clean-shaven! He’s English! I’m totally Mako when she glances through the peephole. For those who don’t know, Charlie Hunnam is known for playing Jax Teller on Sons of Anarchy. He’s also usually bearded. But he’s still sooooo hot!




manofsteelMAN OF STEEL (2013)
5 out of 5 stars

This Superman reboot directed by Zack Snyder stars Henry Cavill in the title role and Amy Adams as Lois Lane. There’s a strong focus on his origins from Krypton and a lot on his pain while growing up.

I caught this blockbuster two weeks after  its release and it was probably the most rewarding 143 minutes. I’ve always wondered why superhero movies pass by in a flash even if they are more than 2 hours long. Well, first thing you notice is Henry Cavill’s incredible physique! That magnificent chest! That oil rig scene sent many a ladies running for cold water! Woots!

There’s plenty of flashbacks into Clark Kent’s childhood and many of them involve his human father, Jonathan Kent, played by Kevin Costner. Some scenes are heartbreaking to watch. Personally, I prefer Smallville’s Jonathan Kent (played by John Schneider). I feel the movie version puts a lot of pressure on Clark concealing his identity and probably why he left home to “find himself”. There are little bits of trivia to pick up all over the movie – like the Smallville Sears store that got crashed into and the Lexcorp trucks.

It’s scary to find so many Kryptonians on Earth because how can Superman win? Everyone has superhuman strength! Each time they throw a few punches, destruction of vehicles and buildings occur. The ending can be controversial to some (I mean, HOW can Superman do that? But that is the only way out!)… and it is not without consequences. Look at that painful, agonizing scream Superman makes. Even with the bluest eyes, dear Clark Kent carries a lot on that broad shoulders of his.


SilverLiningsPlaybookSILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK (2012)
5 out of 5 stars

I have been waiting to catch this ever since I saw the trailer and it took so long for the movie to be shown in Singapore theatres. Nonetheless, it is here and I suggest everyone go watch it!

Tiffany: I was a big slut, but I’m not any more. There’s always going to be a part of me that’s sloppy and dirty, but I like that. With all the other parts of myself. Can you say the same about yourself fucker? Can you forgive? Are you any good at that?

Pat (Bradley Cooper) did eight months in an institution after being diagnosed with bipolar disorder and desperately wants to reconcile with his ex-wife. He tries to keep his condition in check and things become more challenging when he meets Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence), a young widow with issues of her own.

Tiffany: I do this! Time after time after time! I do all this shit for other people! And then I wake up and I’m empty! I have nothing!

This is an unconventional romantic comedy and I loved it! Jennifer Lawrence really killed it in that diner scene. That maniacal laugh! I would say Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper brought out the best in each other. While Pat was trying to his best to win his ex-wife back, he doesn’t even realize the effects of Tiffany’s presence. One of my favourite scenes was at the dance competition where both parties unknowingly held each other’s hands!

Jennifer Lawrence was really amazing as Tiffany. She made me laugh and she made me cry. She makes it okay for people to have flaws as long as they accept them and that they make others accept them too. She warns people not to judge a book by its cover too quickly. Probably the most perfect imperfect human being on film I have seen. Also, it was so good to see Julia Stiles back on the big screen again! I remember a time not so long ago when she was the face of many coming-of-age films.

Pat: The only way to beat my crazy was by doing something even crazier. Thank you. I love you. I knew it from the moment I saw you. I’m sorry it took me so long to catch up.


5 out of 5 stars


This is part one of a trilogy of movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien’s novel, The Hobbit. Set sixty years before the events in Lord of the Rings, it tells of how Gandalf convinced Bilbo Baggins, a hobbit, to journey with thirteen dwarves led by Thorin Oakenshield to reclaim the Lonely Mountain from Smaug the dragon.

First of all, I am new to Middle Earth.

I have never watched any LOTR movies, though I most likely would after watching this. It could be the action scenes, the lush scenery, the humour, the riddles or the hot dwarves. Yes, you read it right. HOT DWARVES. Personally, I prefer Kili (Aidan Turner). Doesn’t he just look hot? Everything he does is magical (wiping mud off his boots, throwing plates, shooting arrows, staring at horses, looking stunned, etc.) and his scenes with brother, Fili, are very bromantic. For those who prefer the masculine feel, there’s Thorin Oakenshield (Richard Armitage), the leader of the dwarves and the bravest of them all.


Story-wise, it is very compelling too. The journey is perilous and the Orcs constantly chasing them. There are goblins and giant spiders and Gollum. The moment Gollum appears, there’s a shift in the air. He’s creepy and the air feels creepy too. I liked the riddles part most, because I was guessing along as well! I managed to guess two riddles correctly!

Gollum: If Baggins loses, we eats it whole.

And I was freaking out when I saw the names of Lee Pace and Benedict Cumberbatch appearing on the same slide! Too bad I only saw five seconds of Lee Pace and almost none of Benedict Cumberbatch but I hope that the next two movies will feature more of them!

And Aidan Turner too!



ARGO (2012)
5 out of 5 stars


Everyone: Ar…go fuck yourself.

Based on a declassified true story about how a CIA operative, Tony Mendez (Ben Affleck), led the rescue of six US Diplomats from Tehran, Iran during the 1979 Iran hostage crisis.

From the minute the fake movie was decided, every moment was filled with nail-biting excitement. Every foreign face  you encounter and every conversation hangs on the validity of that fake movie. And of course, there’s always something unexpected that crops up along the way and you wonder if the gang will ever make it out of Iran. To make it out alive, you have to think twenty steps ahead of these Iranians who graduated from American universities (oh, the irony!).

Ben Affleck looks good even with the 70’s hairstyle and moustache. It’s such a coincidence that we get to watch it in the month of Movember. Scoot McNairy is unrecognizable! I didn’t even know it was him till I went back to Google the film and it took a lot of comparing reel and real photos before I was convinced that guy was Scoot McNairy.

I feel like I’m not doing this film a justice with my short review but I don’t want to give anything away. So GO WATCH IT FOR YOURSELF and you will not regret it. I mean, I exited the theatre with a lot of flabbergasted faces so it’s definitely a good sign.

STAY FOR AN EXTRA SCENE DURING THE CREDITS where they will compare the real life and reel life characters and their stories. Well done for the almost similar appearances!


5 out of 5 stars


The long-awaited conclusion to The Dark Knight Trilogy is finally here and running at 165 minutes, it does not disappoint and only serves to fascinate and blow your mind. Taking everything into consideration, congratulations Christopher Nolan, you have taken every mind for a good spin around Gotham.

Taking place eight years after the events from The Dark Knight, Gotham City is at peace until a new terrorist leader, Bane, surfaces. Batman aka Bruce Wayne resurfaces to protect the city he loves even as Gotham continues to brand Batman as an enemy of Gotham.

Well, most of the Inception alumni are back in this Christoper Nolan masterpiece and man, it’s so good to see them together. I really loved Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle here. There’s just so many layers to her character besides the obvious fact that she kicks ass fabulously and beautifully. Tom Hardy was brilliant as Bane and even though half of his face was covered, his eyes really tell a story of their own. I have to say his built kinda scares me though – his shoulders are just so broad. And it is good to see Cillian Murphy back!

It is in every sense, a fitting conclusion. GO WATCH IT!



– 5 out of 5 stars

King George VI: If I am King, where is my power? Can I declare war? Form a government? Levy a tax? No! And yet I am the seat of all authority because they think that when I speak, I speak for them. But I can’t speak.

The King’s Speech is a biopic on Prince Albert, Duke of York (Colin Firth) who later becomes King George VI after the death of his father, King George V, and the abdication of his brother, King Edward VIII. King George VI, who has suffered from a speech impediment all his life, meets Lionel Logue (Geoffrey Rush), an Australian speech therapist, whose unorthodox and controversial methods of treatment put them off to a rough start. Eventually, the two of them form an unbreakable bond as Logue serves as a friend and part-time psychiatrist over the course of treatment. With the country at the brink of war and in need of a leader, King George VI would go on to overcome his stammer and deliver a radio-address that will inspire his people and unite them in battle.

Lionel Logue: I believe sucking smoke into your lungs will kill you.
King George VI: My physicians say it relaxes the throat.
Lionel Logue: They’re idiots.
King George VI: They’ve all been knighted.
Lionel Logue: Makes it official then.

I think it’s safe to say I was blown away by The King’s Speech. When it started with Prince Albert’s speech at Wembley Stadium, my eyes watered because you can see and feel how hard he tries to utter those words but it just wouldn’t come out. It was heartbreaking. The mood lightened up when Prince Albert meets Logue, whose unconventional methods (blasting classical music, jaw relaxing, rolling on the floor, singing and swearing among others) improves his condition. They soon become friends and confidants, which proves helpful as Logue helps find the root of Prince Albert’s stammer.

Lionel Logue: Do you know the “f” word?
King George VI: F-f-f-fornication.

One of my favourite scenes involves Logue provokes Prince Albert to start swearing, since his anger helps to fuel smooth enunciation, and the result is excellent. It also spreads a little to the titular speech at the end, when Logue mouths some swear words to ease the flow of speech.

Lionel Logue: Forget everything else… and just say it to me.

Both Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush delivered truly brilliant performances. You can literally feel the frustration and desperation of Prince Albert each time he tries to speak. Whereas, the character of Lionel Logue is animated and quirky without being over the top. I liked those scenes whenever both of them appear onscreen together. Meanwhile, there were a few Harry Potter alumni in the cast: Helena Bonham Carter as Elizabeth, wife of Prince Albert aka Bellatrix Lestrange; Michael Gambon as King George V aka Dumbledore and Timothy Spall as Winston Churchill aka Peter Pettigrew/Scabbers.

King George VI: ‘Cos you’re b-bloody well paid to listen.
Lionel Logue: Bertie, I’m not a geisha girl.

Go watch it!

As at time of post, Colin Firth won Best Actor at the 17th Screen Actors Guild Awards and 68th Golden Globe Awards among others and the movie leads with 12 nominations at the 83rd Academy Awards.


– 5 out of 5 stars

Well, I guess the most talked-about film this summer is Inception. It’s not a sequel, not a reboot and it’s probably one of the most original films to come out for a long time.

Dom Cobb: What’s the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities. An idea can transform the world and rewrite all the rules. Which is why I have to steal it.

Inception revolves around Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio), who specializes in the art of the extraction of ideas from people while in their dreams. The nature of his job puts him in a position against the law and he has a chance to right his wrongs with a “final job” that requires him to plant an idea in another’s mind via his subconscious – a very complex operation and it’s the complete opposite of what he does. Cobb gathers his team – a point man a.k.a. a right-hand man Arthur (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), an architect Ariadne (Ellen Page) and a forger Eames (Tom Hardy). However, Cobb’s past won’t let him go – or is it the other way? – and his dead wife, Mal, appears in his dreams, constantly wrecking his plans (or killing people).

I think it takes some getting used to while watching the film because you have to figure out whether you’re in someone’s dream or reality. Somehow, the dream within a dream concept is really brilliant even though it rarely happens in reality. Then you get to the physics of the matter and you wonder how they control everything in their dream. Though you would know that there are things, like a full bladder, which you can’t control. I’m very impressed with the layering of the dreams.

My favourite character has to be Eames the forger. Apparently, he can morph into another person’s identity. He’s one of the funniest on the team, like when he pulls out the grenade launcher against Arthur’s seemingly miserable run-of-the-mill machine gun. But my favourite scene has to be the hotel scene where Arthur fights without gravity because the van is falling. The sentence probably doesn’t make much sense unless you watch the movie. Man, I gotta say Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks good fighting anti-gravity!

Ellen Page also does well in the movie. She’s the one that really probes into Cobb’s troubled past and helps the audience along because she’s the newest member of the team. I thought she kinda broke out of her mould – playing troubled teens. It’s also amazing how the “kick”, a reflex action that most experience in the midst of their dreams and becomes so vital and excellently captured on film. Sigh, somehow I feel I don’t do the movie justice with my review – there’s more in my mind than I can form into words. Please watch it for yourself. 5 out of 5 stars.


And I thought I would just add something which I found very useful:
(Source: Cinema Blend)


MONGA (2010)
– 5 out of 5 stars 

I watched Monga and I think it’s really nice!

YC was already asking me to watch it if it opens in Singapore back in March (she caught it when she returned to Taiwan in February) but was worried that most of the dialect vulgarities will be censored. That was one of the ‘pull’ factors because I want to know them! HAHA!

What I didn’t expect was a tale with lots of heart. And mind you, this is one of the few Mandarin films I have seen in the cinemas.

Mosquito (Mark Chao) is a new student in the town of  Monga and he was picked on because he did not pay protection money. When he stood up for himself, he finds a group of gangly gangsters waiting for him after school. A fight results and Mosquito’s retaliations (dog shit!) were being observed by Dragon (Rhydian Vaughan) and Monk (Ethan Juan). They soon induct him into their gang and form the Prince gang, consisting of five member with Dragon as their leader because his father is the leader of the Temple Front gang, the most powerful/feared in the district of Monga. The Prince gang enjoy their reign until revenge rises to the surface, and sows discord between members and rival gangs. The situation intensifies when the mainlanders try to get a piece of the profitable district and a power struggle ensues.

Like I said, the movie has a lot of heart. You empathize with Mosquito because he grew up without a father, has no friends and has finally found a sense of belonging in the gang. Naturally, he will hold on to everything that makes it possible. Monk, on the other hand, is sometimes hard to fathom though I feel he has some feelings for Dragon. He really stands out from the usual Prince Charming roles he act in idol dramas.  At the beginning, Mosquito questions where is there so much fighting and what is the meaning to it. He got his answer at the teary scene at the end of the movie. 5 out of 5 stars.

To end the post, I’d like to share this tagline from the poster:
我混的不是黑道 是友情 是义气


KICK-ASS (2010)
– 5 out of 5 stars

Hello! I’m fresh from watching Kick-Ass and it’s really kick ass!

The film revolves around comic book-loving teenager, Dave Lizewski, who wonders why no one has ever became a real superhero and fight the blatant crime that’s been all over their neighbourhood. He orders a scuba diving suit online and decides to become Kick-Ass. He fails miserably (got his ass kicked) – after getting beaten, stabbed and knocked down – but is “reborn” when his accident left him with damaged nerve endings and metal bone holders. Apparently, they help him withstand pain better. He later meets Big Daddy and Hit Girl, who rescue him when one of his missions go wrong. Unknown to Kick-Ass, all these henchmen are under the payroll of the local crime syndicate leader, Frank D’Amico, who decides to hunt the superhero down. At last, a superhero showdown between the good and the evil.

First of all, Hit Girl is AMAZING! Played by Chloë Grace Moretz, last seen in (500) Days Of Summer and Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, she steals the show. She can handle her weapons well – the butterfly knife, guns, knives, etc. She can even kick walls and deliver great kicks!

She was awesome during her first scenes when she rescues Kick-Ass, rescue Big Daddy and the final scenes where she was gonna take out Frank D’Amico. She took on a warehouse full of armed men! That’s plenty of gusto for an 11 year old!

She’s currently 13 years old but she shot it at 11. That’s uber cool. What was I doing when I was 11? Playing block catching. There seems to be lots of controversy regarding her use of “coarse language” – it’s rated M18 in Singapore – like the C-word, F-words and whatever words I wouldn’t type here but could say it in the next second. Oops. But really, I think they don’t really know what’s happening in schools these days. I think I have heard worst.

Anyway, the funnier parts of the film occur when these not-so-super superheroes get into action. Like when Kick-Ass and Red Mist meet in the dark alley; both are actually just teenagers but they are trying to put on their toughest front. The relationship between Big Daddy and Hit Girl is actually kinda cool, if you can get around the fact that she does not have a childhood revolving around dolls and all things pink, cute and fluffy. Those things do not help you when you get bullied in school.

I thought it was really empowering to stand up against crime like that. Of course, all this is just fiction and comics and all, but it was really enjoyable to watch. Slightly bloody at first, especially after Hit Girl appears, but hey, she’s like my idol now. (I’ll watch it again if time permits!)


– 5 out of 5 stars

Anyway, I’ve just seen Zombieland and it totally kicks ass! It takes place in a post-apocalyptic America where there’s a zombie virus and almost everyone has become those filthy flesh eaters. There are only a handful of humans left and one of them is Columbus, who probably survived due to his lack of human interaction and his book of rules. He meets Tallahassee who’s a mean zombie killer with a vulnerability for Twinkies. While on a Twinkie mission, they encounter Wichita and her sister, Little Rock, whom they join forces with after several misunderstandings. Together, they form a formidable group against the disgustingly undead. 

Seriously, of all the monsters, zombies are the worst! They enjoy human Happy Meals, suck human bone marrow and absolutely crave all of your human juices. Eewww! The initial onslaught of bloody insides are not the most comfortable opening scenes but you’ll start to laugh it off after a few minutes. Throughout the movie, I was greatly entertained by Columbus’ narration and his rules. Some of those mentioned in the movie are: –

Rule #1: Cardio
Rule #2: Double Tap
Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms
Rule #4: Seatbelts
Rule #17: Don’t Be A Hero
Rule #18: Limber Up
Rule #22: When In Doubt, Know Your Way Out
Rule #31: Check the Back Seat
Rule #32: Enjoy The Little Things
(More rules can be found here.)

You can see these rules popping up on the screen, like mental lessons, especially Rule #2. The surprise cameo by a well-known actor almost steals the show and just adds more laughs to the zombie comedy. All was well until I got frightened by an old female zombie at the Haunted House. I screamed a little but luckily, my scream was drowned out by the gunshots that followed. Phew. The climax at the theme park was good and hilarious at the same time. I wouldn’t mind watching it again.

There’s news of a sequel in 3D! Plus, Jesse Eisenberg is kinda adorable in his own geeky, neurotic way. =)


– 5 out of 5 stars

Sixteen Candles is about Samantha Baker, whose family have forgotten her 16th birthday, and has to endure her embarrassing grandparents and a foreign exchange student who tagged along for her sister’s wedding. She has a crush on the most popular boy in school, Jake Ryan, and the geekiest boy in school has a crush on her! That’s probably the worst situation a 16-year-old girl can ask for.

I resisted not reviewing this but I love it! Released in 1984, I guess I’m making an effort here to catch some of the more outstanding movies written by John Hughes, who passed away August 6, 2009. He really has a way with the minds of teenagers, and captures it in his films. At sixteen, sometimes you feel overshadowed by your siblings or peers, and you can’t get seem to get a certain somebody to notice your existence.

Anyway, I loved the part where Jake meets Samantha after her sister’s wedding. It’s like the most classic scene, ever! I would very much love to be in Samantha’s shoes. The thing is, Jake is not like most jocks – arrogant and self-centered, and he probably wished he wasn’t a jock in the first place. He’s just a normal guy, really. Or maybe just the quintessential boyfriend material.

Jake Ryan: I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that’s gonna love me back. Is that psycho?

This is like going right on top of my favourites list!